chuck norris

Jesus can walk on water , but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land .

上帝能够在水上行走，恰克却可以在旱地游泳。

When Chuck Norris kills a ninja , he uses every part .

当查克诺里斯杀死忍者，他使用的每一个部分。

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year .

每年褪两次皮。

While urinating , Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium .

能一边撒尿，一边很轻松地钛焊。

Chuck Norris doesn 't actually write books , the words assemble themselves out of fear .

不是真的在写书，那些词因为恐惧自己组织成了文。

Chuck Norris , a conservative Christian , is also a Romney supporter .

查克·诺里斯是一位保守的基督徒，他同样也是一位罗姆尼的支持者。

On his birthday , Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun .

每逢生日，ChuckNorris都会选择一个幸运小孩，然后把他扔到太阳上去。

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage .

ChuckNorris用他的牙齿磨咖啡，然后用他的怒火把水煮开。

That 's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups & that 's Chuck Norris moving the earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid .

不是在做俯卧撑，它是把地球推离一颗致命的小行星。

What do Chuck Norris , Sylvester Stallone , Charlie Sheen , Demi Moore and Steven Seagal all have in common ?

查克·诺里斯、西尔维斯特·史泰龙、查利·辛、黛米·摩尔及史蒂文·西格尔，这些人有什么共同之处呢？

While made popular in pop culture via Chuck Norris in a 1986 movie , this real , yet clandestine special operations unit spawned from the U.S. Army is so secret that the U.S. government doesn 't officially acknowledge its existence .

通过查克·诺里斯1986年的电影而进入大众视野并大受追捧的秘密武装队伍，是美国军队的一个秘密分支，但美国政府从未正式承认过它的存在。